Since even before Shakespeare, guys have been ripping on other guys small cocks!
Do you remember reading Shakespeare in literature class?
I don’t remember the dick puns nearly as much…at least not from Shakespeare!
Do you know the pain or fear of shower time after sports classes?
Nowadays you might put it down to “locker room banter” but back then, it was much more than that, right?
It hurts, doesn’t it?
If you’re anything like Russell Peters, you have probably already sorted your “body fade” but now you’re looking for the next trick to make it look bigger:
What if instead of making it look bigger, you could actually make it bigger?
Any of you guys out there:
– unhappy with your penis length
– wish you had a little more girth
– looking to gain an inch or so
This is for
Penis Extender Research
After experimenting with male enhancement pills, I kept researching into different penis health products.
Samantha had never mentioned that she was unhappy with my size, but after the success I’d had with Male Extra, we decided that I should continue my journey.
I came across penis extenders and was curious to find out more.
I spent a few weeks on different forums and blogs trying to find out what they were and how they worked.
After a month or so of investigating, I finally decided to take the plunge into this unusual (and somewhat comical) industry and purchased my first penis extender: the SizeGenetics.
How do Penis Extenders work?
If you want to know how to increase your penis size, you’ve probably been doing a lot of research on the various different methods out there.
But from my research the one that stood out was traction extenders.
It’s non-surgical and painless (although takes some time to get used to) and on top of that it’s medically proven to increase your penis size safely and naturally.
It takes advantage of a natural cell regeneration process in the body called cytokinesis (cell multiplication).
Penis traction works by applying a steady stretch to the shaft of the penis, which causes tissue cells to divide and multiply. Over time, it results in new tissue growth throughout the penis, making the penis longer and thicker in a matter of months.
It fits into most lifestyles, as all you have to do is insert the penis into the device and keep it on for the recommended number of hours per day (you can even sleep in it!)
So what is the SizeGenetics Penis Extender?
The SizeGenetics penis extender was the first ever penis enlargement device using penis traction method.
It was created 1995 to help post-op patients recover from surgery, but it became clear that its benefits are not only restricted to patients of penis enlargement surgery.
Penis traction devices like the SizeGenetics allow any guy to increase the size of his penis naturally and safely.
The device is manufactured in Denmark. The Scandinavian design uses medical grade materials that are built to last.
I got my hands on their top package, the Ultimate System.
My (modest) goal – to gain at least an inch in under 12 months.
What were my results after 6 months using the SizeGenetics?
After my experiment and positive result using male enhancement pills, I was less skeptical about entering the world of penis extenders.
I had done enough research and even read some of the science. You can read more here
I had what I believed to be realistic goals – 1 inch in 6-12 months.
What I found to be true was that the results are more than obtainable.
When I started I was 5.6”. I wanted to be over 6.5” erect.
I started using the device everyday for around 2 hours. I gradually increased the time week by week (more or less). I was able to increase more quickly by the 3rd week. So by week four I was on 6-7 hours a day.
Within 1 month I was at the recommended hourly usage per day. I moved up quickly mainly due purchasing the top package that includes the 16 way accessory pack and aftercare.
I used the comfort strap along with the protection pad and the Noslip Protech mat (the latex strip).
You will read many reviews telling you how comfortable these devices are, but let me get one thing straight – you have a plastic and metal device strapped to your cock, pulling it to its maximum length.
However, it is surprisingly bearable.
You will no doubt need to play around with the configuration, but as I said earlier, the Comfort Package is my minimum recommendation for this reason.
What were my results after 9 months using SizeGenetics?
Back to my results, after 6 months I had seen noticeably great gains, 0,6”. But I still wasn’t at my goal. I needed another 0.4”.
Throughout the first 6 months I continued to use the device at 1200g, but I was noticing the results weren’t coming the same. At this point I decided to step up the traction to 2000g. It took another 2 months, but the increased traction definitely made a difference. It was a little more aggressive and I did need to take a break each day. This was maybe for 15-20 mins, during which I gave it a massage and applied some of the revita cream.
I am proud to say I surpassed my goal. Over the course of 9 months I gained 1.1” and currently measure up at 6.7” erect.
I was hoping the 1” every 1000 hours would apply, but it did take a little longer. Nonetheless, I couldn’t be more pleased with the results.
For a 9 month investment I increased my size by over an inch, smashed my goal and I’m feeling more confident than ever!
I decided to stop in month 10 as the results started slowing. It was time to take a break, but I will be starting a new routine soon with some other devices and will share my results.
What are some other Long Schlong readers saying about SizeGenetics?
This device changed John! I was never unhappy with his size, but what he has gained is hitting all the right spots!"
How to get the most from SizeGenetics
This may seem obvious, but follow the instructions.
They have recently updated the instruction manual which you can access here: download guide now
Far too many guys take it apart (I’ve seen the photos) and struggle to get it back together.
By the way, if it happens to you; alternate direction screws is the key. (See the FAQ for more info)
Some complain that the traction doesn’t work; it does, but you must be fully stretched.
Again, seems obvious, but follow the instructions.
I’ve also attached the instructional video below so you can see how simple it really is.
The SizeGenetics Instructional Video
The SizeGenetics FAQ
If you are unsure about something, then you can also feel free to send me an email. I not an official expert, but I have spent enough time on the customer service chat and email to know all about how to set the device up, adjust it correctly and stop and slipping issues you may have.
What Warranty do I get?
These devices are made of medical grade materials. That means you shouldn’t have any issues with breakage. However, as with any product, it may happen. All purchases are covered by a 12 month guarantee against damage that happens from regular use.
Simply contact the customer service team to get the warranty form if you are having issues.
What Guarantee do I get from SizeGenetics?
The guarantee for the SizeGenetics device is very fair for this type of product.
You can use the device for 6 months and if you don’t get any results, they will give you double your money back.
After reading many forums and posts about this product, I became aware before purchasing that many people claim the guarantee to be false or impossible to claim. This isn’t true, but you do need to properly understand what the guarantee is.
The SizeGenetics guarantee is not a satisfaction guarantee.
– You cannot contact them after a few weeks of using it and say “I changed my mind”.
– You cannot complain that you don’t like how it feels.
This is a results based guarantee
Their customer service team is of course happy to help and make suggestions, but they will not accept your return under these circumstances.
It seems fairly strict, but it is also completely understandable. If these devices were to be returned in this situation, they can’t simply wash it and repackage it to be sold again.
They have a clear and simple policy stated on their site:
Simply use your SizeGenetics™ device for 120 consecutive days (4 months). In the highly unlikely event that you don’t see any increase in the size of your penis (or improvement in the curvature of your penis if using the device to treat Peyronie’s/bent penis syndrome), get in touch with us within 6 months of receiving your device to request your refund.
How to claim your Double Money Back Guarantee?
To make a claim you will simply need to provide before and after photos with the device on and a log of all the hours you have used the device.
It really is as simple as that.
What is my personal opinion of SizeGenetics?
I did a lot of research before purchasing this device. There are a lot of others on the market. Some of them have similar designs and quality to this one. But there are also many fake, cheap knock-offs.
If you want security with your purchase, a trusted name and guaranteed results; then this is the device for you
If you are serious about getting real results, you will need to persist, have some patience and not give up when you think you don’t like it. That seems to be what happens to many of the guys complaining on different forums I have read.
Don’t waste your time if you aren’t serious, put in the hours and get the long schlong you always dreamed of!!
The Good Stuff:
- Medical grade quality materials
- Danish design
- Trusted market leader
- Clinically proven technique
- Guaranteed results
The Bad Stuff:
- Not the cheapest device out there.
- Serious commitment needed
- You may need extra accessories if you only go for the basic package.
Where can I buy SizeGenetics?
Most guys would rather not buy this in person, and so unsurprisingly it is exclusively sold online on their official website. While you may feel a little suspicious buying a product like this online, this is a trustworthy company with many years in the business.
Billing and shipping are at your complete discretion. My bank statement simply said “Danamedics” and the package arrived in an inconspicuous box. The only noticeable mark was that of DHL.
It was shipped the very same day and arrived just 24 hours after.
Shipping to the UK is typically 24-48 hours. The same within Europe. As their only warehouse is where it is produced, in Copenhagen, deliveries to the US normally take 48-72 hours (assuming there are no customs issues).